Kolton H

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The sexiest person alive who all girls wanna rip his pants off and blow him crazy!

Sum chick- Goddamn! that is one sexy mofo!

Another chick- Yeah its Kolton i wanna rip his pants off and blow him crazy!

Kolton H by panty raider September 14, 2004

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kolton h

a person who enjoys heavy metal and if you talk shit about slipknot he will kick your bitch ass. all the chicks want his cock but he doesnt give it to the preppy snotty ass bitches. they can go fuck themselves. he only goes for ones whos head isnt up their ass

cheerleader: hey kolton, i want your cock!
kolton: fuck off, dumb bitch.
gothic chick: hey kolton, i want your cock too!
kolton: ok.

kolton h by kolton January 28, 2005

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kolton h

smells really bad and likes it up the butt from pinto!?!?!?!?!?

this is the kid who likes to lick dead animals and puke all over them?!!??!?!

kolton h by logan March 31, 2005

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Kolton Hamm

a dumbass that is too much of a panzy to kiss his girlfriend, and yet she still likes him very much.

girl 1: "so has he kissed you yet?"

girl 2: "nope... *deep and long sigh*

girl 1: "ugh, what a Kolton Hamm.."

Kolton Hamm by liz2011 August 14, 2009

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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