kollywompus 

Something is just not right. Off track.

I've had this feeling today that things are a bit "kollywompus"

kollywompus by BobT58 February 20, 2009

pollywompus

When the something, someone, you are pointing out is directionally diagonal across an intersection from you. Not accross either street from you but diaganol across both streets. See Kitty Corner.

The bank is pollywompus from the market at the corner of Broadway and 4th Ave.

pollywompus by John Quimby December 14, 2006