The Koehler

Masturbation technique in which you fondle your testicles while your erect penis is in a bottle and you are on all fours over a towel

Grayson had a ~hard~ time explaining to his dad what "The Koehler" was

by PigeonWithDownSyndrome February 14, 2018

Dirty Koehler

A blue eyed man with a large penis and a small brain.

Wow, now that looks like a Dirty Koehler

by Big Slapper October 4, 2018

aaron koehler

A large male with a substantially smaller penis and brain capacity.

You're a real idiot, your almost an Aaron Koehler

by The define King October 28, 2015

The Koehler Bear

A supreme being with record-breaking speed, when seen by the general public, it has been said that it brings luck. Loves to have pregame and wacky pregame prayers, great supplier of man-fives, and like his partner in crime Bmisk the Dragonslayer, wears a headband frequently. Although he loves to display his illegally good looks, he does not have a catch phrase. Above all he is a gentleman and a scholar.

Coach Mike: Hey guys, why can't u be awesome and score 8 goals like The Koehler Bear over here?

Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!

Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys

by shiftyclaybob September 15, 2009

dirty koehler

Someone that cleans up a Dirty Sanchez or Dirty Rodriguez.

After I dropped a Dirty Sanchez on Melany, I had to have a dirty Koehler come in to clean it up.

by Kenny Bell June 12, 2006

Maddie Koehler

Maddie Koehler is an exploding ferret. She is the CEO of laughing at jokes that are not funny and falling down when she gets scared. Be careful of these Maddie Koehler's

Wow! Look at Maddie Koehler! She just fell down the stairs because someone said boo!

by Ya_gurl May 1, 2020

Scott Koehler

He is a fucking pussy who likes to suck dick. He is a rat, fraud, and most of all a bitch. If you know someone named this spit in his face and tell him to fucking die.

Scott Koehler go kill yourself you fucking brick.

by pete56 November 29, 2016