Kodiak Cake

Engaging in intercourse with your partner vigorously from behind in an outdoor hot tub full of milk while massaging each other with warm sticks of butter.

Did you see that episode of The Bachelor? Matt turned that girl into a tray of Kodiak Cakes.

by KodiakCaker March 25, 2021

kodiak with a kodak

'70s CB slang for police with radar; picture taker

We have a Kodiak with a Kodak on the eastbound I-80 at mile marker 220.

by oneoldgeezer October 20, 2007

Kodiak Moment

When you witness an extremely one-sided fight worthy of get pictures of, stills or video, on a camera phone or digital camera. The Kodiak would be the person issuing the beating.

Then she stuck that girl in the face, grabbed both sides of her head, and just kept slamming it into the wall. I wish I had my phone, because it was such a Kodiak Moment.

by Fanster March 21, 2007

Kodiak Bear

When you kill an elephant

Person #1 - Oh shit that elephant looks mad.

Person #2 - Ya, I had to kodiak bear it.

by Cody Acbear September 12, 2007

Kodiak in the cave

The last loud fart right before you need to leave the room to drop a deuce.

Bob: Dude, I think you just shit your pants
Dan: Nope, that was the Kodiak in the cave, and he is growling to get out.

by Dannnn August 21, 2007

kodiak wintergreen

the best dip there is

hillbillly #1yo u want some kodiak wintergreen?
hillbilly #2hells yea dude, kodiak is for men, copenhagen is for pussies

by name definitions for everyone, January 10, 2020

kodiak snuff

A type of Chewing Tabacco. Like others come in a veritey of flavors, or in pouches. May cause mouth cancer.

My Kodiak snuff was flavored spearment.

by Matt Det. May 21, 2008