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Knue is an awesome last name only for the coolest of people
Knue the last name of veery supportive people
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knuess

a chronic typo disorder which relates to the involuntary (perhaps sub conscious) key presses of random letters during typing, leading to endless typos throughout months and probably years of conversations (and quite possibly a life time of knuess affected conversations). these involuntary key presses seemingly may or may not have any relation to the actual word meant to be typed. however they are often substituted for other letters in the word.

pronunciation in regular speech: ness or noos (preferred noos)
pronunciation when yelling: NOOS!!

origination: believed to have originated from a digital viking raid on a helpless village. when a horned helmut clad and axe wielding viking entered, a crippled old man looked up and asked: "wh...who are you and what are you going to do to us??" ..........the viking replied........."knuess" .......the others behind him began to chant as they came screaming in.... "KKKNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

or maybe it just originated from the chat in the example.... whichever you think is more exciting.. you can spread the legend of the knuess as you please.
vij: *pulls your shirt collar down, pulls out your left tit, licks your nipple then bites it
vij: :LP
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: lol
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: :P
vij: >_>
vij: *bites your nipple off then pulls out my bag of nipples
vij: <_<
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: O_O
vij: *stares at you with your nipple set between my lips and bag open in front of me
vij: 8F
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: :'(
vij: :O cuti pi!! youre crying!! ..whats wrong?
vij: ({)pic1pic2pic3(})
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: knuess...
vij: KKKNNNNNUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: guess*
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: kik :P
vij: KKKNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: lol*
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: :'( youre making fun of my retardness spelling
vij: KKKNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEESSS!!!!
vij: ok ok im sorry... *puts your nipple back on your tit and pokes it with my tongue
vij: :LP
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: pokes ur crotch :P
by s3dated9sykk0_o September 25, 2009
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knueter valve

Mythical aircraft component reportedly changed in order to repair a jet that you have no idea what was wrong in the first place. See switchology
Boss: What was the fix on that radar problem?
Mech: We replaced the knueter valve sir.
Boss: Did that fix the problem?
Mech: Sure did sir, jet is back in service.
by Ken Gman March 7, 2008
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Harold Knueppels Disorder

A condition describing one with excessively hairy nipples.
a bottle of nair is the only known cure for Harold Knueppels Disorder.
by Chri5t0ph3r September 27, 2007
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knueze

Squeezing of the knuckles of another persons hand, over the back of their hand in a romantic context.
I gave my girlfriend a comfort knueze before she went up on stage.
by Themadginger1 January 25, 2022
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