Stabby stab, dont run with it.

Alternatively,

If you meet someone called Knife, you've been blessed.
This person has the biggest heart, dont take it for granted.
Knife will stand by you through anything, they wont let you feel alone ever again.
They have the best hair, perfect for running your fingers through. This makes them melt into your hand, becoming the most adorable darling ever.
They are the prettiest boy you ever did see, you will find yourself staring at them, wondering how on earth its possible to be that cute.
They are chaotic and impulsive and they make questionable choices that will worry you, but if you take care of them properly they will be the most loyal, loving friend you could ever ask for.
Be prepared to catch them when a skate board is near, they will go down any hill they see. Even though they will probably be fine, take no risks.
Don't you dare hurt them, because if you do, you will be hunted down by several angry gays.

How to take care of your Knife :

-give headpats
-feed their monster addiction
-hold them when they need it
-forhead kisses
-handle with care, they are precious
by definitelynotkat November 22, 2021
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An object great for murdering. Oh and of course for cutting food and shit...
Sarah: Tasha! Get me the knife, I’m going to Brandon’s house!
Tasha: ...
by Pussysucker😋 April 26, 2020
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When your boyfriend goes on a week long trip and has an urge to place one leg between your two pieces of thigh candy.
Damn bae, I just can't wait to knife the middle of those legs all night long!
by SonOfTheGreat January 13, 2015
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The ultimate weapon of destruction for sadistic, sarcastic, extremely toxic.
Person: U suck!
You: *stabs with knife* Not anymore!
by Dusttale Sans October 14, 2019
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a sharp utensil..used to cut/stab stuff boi
"Im gonna stab ur eye with a knife
until ur eyes goes inside ur head through ur eye socket and ill stab ur kidney until a transplant wont even work,i fucking wanna stab everyone until their guts become the meal on my dinner plate ill cut off ur frikin legs and sell it to some drug dealers that looking for money..stab ur heart until nothing is left..ILL GIVE UR BLOOD AND PEICES OF UR ORGANS TO MY DOG HAHAHA"
by iSeeN'IExploreHer December 16, 2018
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Pronounced KA-NIFE-EE
It is a sharp utensil used for cutting food or people
by Word user 553 June 30, 2021
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