klondike bar

A nightspot, pub or other boite where parthenogenically produced lesbians can hang out with others of their kind. See klondike

Gertrude and Alice met at a klondike bar and got married in Massachusetts. Then they got on the waiting list to create their own klondike from a Cambridge laboratory.

by Luigi August 6, 2004

klondike bar

a tavern for eskimo lesbians

Uto: Hey Nanookie, what do you say we lick each others genitals for an hour and then go out for some drinks at a klondike bar? Nanookie: Ok, but first help me skin this seal so I can feast on its entrails, yumma yumma.

by scut monkey August 8, 2009

klondike bar

Any form of sex, usually a blowjob.

what would I would do for a klondike bar...

by Rainman June 17, 2005

Klondike bar

Something I would kill you for.

Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.

by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009

Klondike Bar

klondike bar - CRAZY GOOD

klondike bar - its a fucking ice cream bar

by tupacshakur32 June 11, 2006

Klondike Bar

The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and then sexually penetrating a partner with it.

My girlfriend got mad drunk and I gave her three Klondike Bars. Boom!

by NapyCuzinzLLC September 6, 2010

Klondike Bar

When a man defecates upon an overweight females chest, between her breasts. The man then ejaculates on the shit, making the women push her breasts together. Thus making a chocolate Klondike Bar.

She was like "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" And i said shit on your chest and cum on it.

by shittytits April 5, 2010