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Kittinger 

Ruffles cheddar and sour cream are his favorite chips and he likes nutella uncrustables. and he only eat an apple unless he splits it in half with his hands. Doesn’t drink monster but wears the sweater. Constantly gets white paint on his clothes and calls it cum. He wears a hat and stickers for earrings. and he doesn’t use his headphones, but he wears them around his neck. Refuses to get new shoes even though they look like they were in wwII. Has shoelace problems. Can’t spell idiot. Refuses to cut hair. Has lying problems. he’s a pathological liar. Gay af. Bites nails, causing them to be uneven as hell. Overall a great guy.
“Kittingers a bitch”

“real.”

Kitzinger simp 

literally any mf named angelo. also, this dude usually lives inside a tree, and he sometimes eats the birds that come by raw. sometimes they think miracle day was good as well
where's angelo? he's probably in the tree, the little Kitzinger simp!

Kittinger 

he’s cool n all. Sometimes a lil bit sassy but overall a great guy 🤠👍 He’s pretty sarcastic and likes to joke around. He may not realize how smart he is. More than he gives himself credit for. Lowkey emo but not too hardcore.
“Kittinger unties my shoes in class for no reason!”
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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