Kitchener

A real geographical anomaly. Any effort made to describe a place is futile. Most people cannot agree on what neighborhoods are called at all. Plus there are like 5 beechwoods. It’s really something.

“Are you over by the Pyramid over by the Cibc near Laurier?”
“I have lived in Kitchener my entire life and cannot figure out where you are talking about”

by ToastedWalnut January 25, 2022

Kitchen

The place where a man belongs

Men are stupid apes that deserve to do nothing but to cook in the kitchen and clean all their lives and have no rights.

by dinosuarnuggets April 28, 2010

Kitchen

A word used over work email for an attractive females ass. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying fine ass butt over work monitored email.

Yo I'd like to put it in the kitchen of the girl in the cubicle next to me.

by Wolverine Jorts November 28, 2009

kitchenitis

When a woman spends too much time in the kitchen and/or gets sore from making a lot sandwiches in a short period of time.

Shirley got kitchenitis when she was always in the kitchen making sandwiches for her husband.

by ddude1194 November 24, 2010

In The Kitchen

A phrase used to make others aware of who's COOKING!

A mental place where you're brain is running at its highest level of power. In the zone x10. After marinating on something, you find yourself IN THE KITCHEN!!!

dubbed by Pro bmx rider Pat Laughlin, aka Big Daddy. HITEMWITIT!!

Wow, the tri-cep extension on that x-factor was huge. He's IN THE KITCHEN for sure!!

by bgeeezy July 9, 2010

Kitchen

Women belong here.

"Hey honey, don't make me beat you, get back to the kitchen"

by Gook Beater November 25, 2018

Kitchen

If you get tired having sex on the usual bed, this area in your household is an option.

Hey Tatianna, your bedroom gets lamer every single day. Let's screw in the kitchen.

by xph0enixxx November 21, 2011