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Kirk Hinrich

Starting PG for the Chicago Bulls. Is good at everything, bad at nothing. An excellent shooter who can also finish around the basket. Has decent handles, court vision, and passing ability. Tenacious defender. Wears his heart on his sleeve, and sometimes gets T'd up as a result.
"The second coming of Christ himself according to Bulls fans."

"Has the "So ugly he's sexy" thing going."
-Shamsports.com on Kirk Hinrich

"Tattoo ........... check.
Sick crossover ... check.
Attitude ......... check.

Kirk's journey to the dark side is almost complete."
-Step, on Kirk Hinrich
Kirk Hinrich by Rfederer8 May 28, 2007
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Drafted 7th by the Chi-town bulls in 2003. went to kansas and two final fours there. is a good guard and captain of the team. with ben gordon makes up one of the best back courts in the NBA. if there was an award for the biggest white baller hinrich would win it
damn did u see him take that kid off the dribble, he should go to kansas like kirk hinrich
kirk hinrich by TOB fo eva May 24, 2005

Kirk Hinrich

Combo guard, 6'3" 190 lb, captain and the most popular player of the Chicago Bulls. After being drafted #7 in 2003, Hinrich helped the Bulls turn around from the worst in the league to the playoffs in only his second year. Kirk played for four years at the University of Kansas under Coach Roy Williams, where he led the Jayhawks to two consecutive Final Fours and within three points of a national championship.
Q: Dude, who's that white dude with the Harry Potter hair?
A: Oh, that's Captain Kirk. He's the best. He can defend anybody and hit the big shot. Kirk Hinrich's the man!
Kirk Hinrich by Teven Styler April 15, 2005

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Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
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Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008