kiri kiri kiri

A word used to cause unnerving fear of acupuncture needles and Japanese women.

Made popular by the Takashi Miike film, Audition

Person 1: Wow, audition is probably the scariest movie that I had ever seen... what? why are you looking at me like that?

Person 2:.... kiri kiri kiri

Person 1: AHHHH!

by cerealbox November 2, 2009

Kale Kiri

Persian slang that means "Dick head" .

Used between boys (mostly) to show love between each other .

-Chetori Kale Kiri ?

* Chetori = how u doing ? *

by Hippogryph Rider April 6, 2019

hara-kiri

The traditional Japanese form of honorable suicide, also known by its Chinese equivalent, seppuku. It was practiced by the Japanese feudal warrior class in order to avoid falling into enemy hands. Around 1500, it became a privileged alternative to execution, granted to daimyo and samurai guilty of disloyalty to the emperor. The condemned man received a jeweled dagger from the emperor. He selected as his second a faithful friend, received official witnesses, and plunged the dagger into the left side of his abdomen, drew it across to the right, and made a slight cut upward; his second then beheaded him with one stroke of a sword, and the dagger was returned to the emperor. Around 1700, it became permissible to go through a semblance of disembowelment prior to beheading. Voluntary hara-kiri was resorted to after a private misfortune, out of loyalty to a dead master, or to protest the conduct of a living superior. 1
Obligatory hara-kiri was abolished in 1868, but its voluntary form has persisted. It was performed by 40 military men in 1895 as a protest against the return of conquered territory, the Liaotung peninsula, to China; by General Nogi on the death of Emperor Meiji in 1912; and by numerous soldiers as an alternative to surrender in World War II.

Blah. Bite me. And the hara-kiri.

by TaintedCell April 16, 2004

Kiri Adams

A 40 year old paedophile from the MTG-Forums, classically known for sucking rickles dick to get recognised

Did you hear about Kiri Adams?
Yeah shes that 40 year old paedo

by Olumenate July 17, 2015

kalle kiri

It's a Persian curse, actually. Close friends also using it to call each other. However be careful, not to use this to call someone you don't know. It's gonna be a big insult then.

chetori? kalle kiri

by h0ut September 22, 2017

Kiri

A Kiri is one of the best friends to have. She is kind, and caring, and loving, and very smart, even if she sometimes acts goofy and impulsive. She’s one of the nicest girls you’ll ever meet at heart. She is tall and likes to play basketball, and has lots of friends who love her for her. If you meet a Kiri consider yourself extremely lucky but get ready for lots of random poems and puns, and some really good stories too, because Kiri loves to write. She will love you for who you are as long as you do the same.

“why are you so happy?”
“Oh, I just talked with Kiri.”
“Oh that makes sense.”

by R.W May 31, 2018

Kiri

Iranian government in general.

What a kiri country.

by Close_minded_Fernando June 30, 2003