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Kird Ape
(Noun) God. The almighty creator of all. Every other religion is wrong and Kird Apeism is correct. Kird Ape originally created the universe but God just got him drunk and bashed his head with a sledge hammer and took all the credit. Kird Ape can do anything ever. He can create a boulder so heavy that not even he could lift it, but then he would lift it. He could heat a borrito so hot that not even he could eat it, but then he would eat it. He can do ANYTHING. Can also be talked about when you can't think of anything to say like "I'm gonna go eat some Kird Ape" As long as you are not saying something bad or mean about him, it's okay.
(Verb) Doing something really good or cool, or just doing something that you don't know what you are doing.
(Adjective) Something that is incredibly cool or awesome and could quite possibly be the coolest thing ever next to Kird Ape himself, yes something that cool.
(Verb) Doing something really good or cool, or just doing something that you don't know what you are doing.
(Adjective) Something that is incredibly cool or awesome and could quite possibly be the coolest thing ever next to Kird Ape himself, yes something that cool.
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Kirdoppler Effect
When a simple or unimportant task becomes complicated due to engineering reasons. Generally, the person performing the simple task is overcome by the idea that the task is their life's work or that it must be done with unsurpassed accuracy. Because of this, a task that should take one day to complete takes over a year to finish. This can also apply to projects that should take a fairly long time, but end up taking eons.
Jim: That engine stand project is sure going slowly.
Burt: Yeah, it must be the Kirdoppler Effect.
Joe: Hey Stan, can you recite the shortest poem you know?
Stan: Recites poem that lasts five minutes and is anti-climactic.
Joe: Wow, I think you were hit by the Kirdoppler Effect.
Burt: Yeah, it must be the Kirdoppler Effect.
Joe: Hey Stan, can you recite the shortest poem you know?
Stan: Recites poem that lasts five minutes and is anti-climactic.
Joe: Wow, I think you were hit by the Kirdoppler Effect.
Kirdoppler Effect by Jimbo99 November 28, 2009
Kirdy
Kirdy is a unique nickname for the name Kirsten. These types of girls are known to
be quite shy but once they get to know you they open up. They're very sporty but at the same time they are sophisticated and quite genius. A Kirdy is very smart and has high standards. They are known to hold their ground and stand up for themselves. All around Kirdy's are tough but very sweet.
be quite shy but once they get to know you they open up. They're very sporty but at the same time they are sophisticated and quite genius. A Kirdy is very smart and has high standards. They are known to hold their ground and stand up for themselves. All around Kirdy's are tough but very sweet.
Kirdy by Akfkgkflslen July 9, 2013
kirding
kirding (KIRD-ing): the act of pissing, shitting, cumming, sneezing, throwing up, bleeding out of every orifice, profusely sweating, and uncontrollably crying all at the same time, usually during acts of sexual nature or to fulfill certain sexual desires
kirding by slutfordraco42069 November 5, 2020
kirdell
Kirdell is tall, dark and handsome. He is a go getter and a trend setter. He is full of swag and full of cash.
Kirdell seldom raises his voice, has great control of his temper and is cool, calm and collected.
He is a great father, and a good husband. I good catch for any lady
Kirdell seldom raises his voice, has great control of his temper and is cool, calm and collected.
He is a great father, and a good husband. I good catch for any lady
kirdell by RoxiiBabes June 5, 2020
Kirdig
"Kirdig is shit"