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A middle aged man, thinking he is in the prime of his life, tries to develop a relationship with a very young girl. Typically a business owner or someone who thinks they are in a position of power. This man develops an attraction to the young girl. This is also known as getting a "cornhusk", thus finally being known as "King Cobb"

The boss has really turned into a king cobb. It's sickening.

king cobb by kornydog2 April 15, 2014

King of Cobbs

1. The throne which is held by the greatest basketball player in history i.e. Bashkim "Bill" Rrahmoni
2. A great basketball player

1. Damn, Iverson is so good he might challenge for the King of Cobbs
2. Michael Jordan is a King of Cobbs

King of Cobbs by Bill May 2, 2004

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