kinel

Northern English slang/shorted version of 'Fucking Hell'. Used to show annoyance/surprise.

"Kinel Neal, you not finished that chiller order yet?! Come on I need to hit prod today"

by don-noledge May 13, 2016

kinalised

to fuck over your friends. to mislead a unsuspecting peer into circumstances that are not favorable to him/her

Yo I cant believe that i got kinalised by that kid. Thats fucked up.

by ck321321 February 26, 2009

kindly revert

Indian English for "please reply". Recurring nightmare of sysadmins and ITs dealing with Indians. Usually combined with other indianisms such as do the needful, causing a violent urge to facepalm among native English speakers. May also cause workflow disruption when the topic is about a commit.

Customer: "Dear Mr. Phelps, I have a doubt about the updation. Kindly revert."

by HomuSaya November 25, 2017

Kielnik cup

A 7-11 double gulp used to hide liquor in public, usually on the sideline at a kids football or soccer game.

I need to make a stop at 7-11 before my kids game to get a Kielnik cup.

by Crohnie June 25, 2016

kaneland

A high school also known as cocaineland, full of crack heads and girls trying to get over a thousand followers on instagram. Half the kids will probably drop out to sell drugs, the other half is definitely going to be working at mcdonald’s. The best part about kaneland are the shooting threats that we get about every three weeks. The water here will probably give you led poisoning so don’t drink it. But we do have a 3,000 dollar dinosaur statue so i think that’s a necessity everyones school should have.

That kid at kaneland sold me a gram for 30 dollars

The juul room at kaneland is occupied

Nothing like the fresh smell of weed in morning at kaneland

by marijuana101 January 22, 2020

Kinect 2.0

Microsoft's next accessory (or necessity) for their newest gaming console, Xbox One (ton). It can recognize your voice (probably as good as Windows voice recognition can), Skype someone (while you're trying to watch a movie), and detect your movements so you can play games or navigate with it! (Probably really crappy games and an even crappier Windows 8 styled User Interface) It will probably become the NSA's new mastuerbation machine.

Kinect 2.0? Hmm...I should consider getting a job at the NSA.

by Microsoft H8R October 13, 2013

Kielbasa Seed

The hard chunks of ground up bone found inside of a sausage.

Great horny toads! I just done cracked my tooth on a kielbasa seed!

by DaveyHamburger June 16, 2020