Killing a Kitten

When one Masturbates

every time you masturbate God kills a kitten

by Navarone March 22, 2004

Killing a Kitten

Refering to masturbation and the internet joke saying that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.

ex: 1guy 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MY CAT JUST DIED?!!?!?!
guy 2: uhhhhh......hahaha

ex: 2 guy 1: ughhh dude i was just killing a kitten to that miley cyrus video.
guy 2: what the hell man shes as old as your daughter?
guy 1: what? huh? no way. who cares..

by Mr.Tuesday .....bitch December 21, 2009

killing a kitten

to "pull one out" or lonely masturbate by ones self.

"dude CJ is a fag, he killed a kitten last night"
"the other night i was talking to trevor on the phone. and he was killing a kitten"

by "The Grizz" January 6, 2008

killin' a kitten

To masturbate continuasly

matt D. killed 4 kittens in the bathroom

by pookie March 9, 2004