kill my dog

Phrase used when you are experiencing anger, frustration, and when you basically hate life.

Man, kill my dog. I have a psych paper due tomorrow!

by Nadia Hamel May 02, 2008

you killed my dog

Something you say to someone before you bash them. Used as a fake excuse to just bash a random person.

Fred: You killed my dog. Fred begins to bash Tod's head on the kerbside.

by Robbo R August 09, 2016

kill a brown dog

Foul smelling stench

That fart would KILL A BROWN DOG

by anonymous May 14, 2021

Kill the dog

To have a fart that smells so bad it would kill a dog or small animal in the line of fire.

Person 1: *Farts*
Person 2: "Aw man it sinks! Did you kill the dog?!

by Eroding February 12, 2025