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Kikoskia
Youtube Lets Player. (real name Damien Jennison) Plays a lot of retro games with witty and self-defaming humor at his gaming skills and/or himself in general. Generally tends to play games in their most vanilla format, hes grown out of that over the years allowing for some expansions of game play. Avoids cheating or using past saves almost to the point of self-abuse.
For the most part a wonderful community in the YouTube comment section for his videos. He has recently branched out onto other platforms like Twitch playing XCOM UFO Defense. And he has ventured into Discord which is where the less-than-flattering aspects of his personality come through a lot more and some of the less-than-great members of his community tend to congregate, despite this mostly a good guy and a very good community.
For the most part a wonderful community in the YouTube comment section for his videos. He has recently branched out onto other platforms like Twitch playing XCOM UFO Defense. And he has ventured into Discord which is where the less-than-flattering aspects of his personality come through a lot more and some of the less-than-great members of his community tend to congregate, despite this mostly a good guy and a very good community.
"Did you see the video Kikoskia uploaded?"
"Yeah. It was very amusing when Kikoskia accidentally let that entire village get slaughtered."
"The hero of Veidar!! Kikoskia!"
"Yeah. It was very amusing when Kikoskia accidentally let that entire village get slaughtered."
"The hero of Veidar!! Kikoskia!"
Kikoskia by DragonCommentary January 18, 2020
kinoshed
The act of being both drunk and high to the point that you forget your name, location, current year, etc.
GIRL: Whats my name? Where am I? What year is it?
GUY TO FRIEND: Damnit I wanted to fuck that girl tonight, but she's kinoshed to the teeth.
FRIEND TO GUY: So...
GUY TO FRIEND: Damnit I wanted to fuck that girl tonight, but she's kinoshed to the teeth.
FRIEND TO GUY: So...
kinoshed by fakeplasticjack May 23, 2009
kiosk kreeper
the kreepy foreign dudes that work the kiosks in the malls that check your mother out when she walks by
kiosk kreeper by mr.doodlebop777 January 30, 2010
Mobile Kiosk
A guy who stands on the corner specifically of a city street and sells counterfeit watches and other "goods" from the inside of his trench coat.
You've seen them before I doubt you need an example a guy that sells ill gotten merchandise on a corner from the sleeves and other areas of his trench coat is a mobile kiosk
Mobile Kiosk by jamsmitty December 26, 2008
Chonder Kilos
"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"
Chonder Kilos by Rizwich September 24, 2012
kilosagan
kilosagan by Brennangtard February 10, 2014
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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