kidnapper van 

A beat-up white van, usually a Ford Econoline, and often with no side-rear windows.

I always worry about what innocent people could be tied up in the back of all the kidnapper vans I see on the highways.

kidnapper van by mclmal24 March 26, 2010

kidnapper

Someone who steal people and keeps them in their basement for future use. Generally ugly and lacking swag and can't get their own girls so they have to steal them.

girl 1: I'm afraid ryan might be the stalker who is going to kidnap me

girl 2: No way, he is too handsome, sexy, and has too much swag to be a kidnapper

kidnapper by hppn8 December 26, 2011

Kidnapper

A person that makes kids take naps

Parent: My kid isn't taking their naps
Person: You need to hire a kidnapper

Kidnapper by Krabban6969 August 23, 2020

Kidnapper's Deluxe 

N. A vechile that is able to hold three or more bodies in it's trunk in the event of committing a kidnapping or needing to take hostages. A trunk that would hold any less would be considered a Kidnapper's Double or Single.

Tom: Check out all the space in the trunk of my new car.
Joe: Dude, for a small car thats at least a Kidnapper's Double.
Tom: If I take out the spare tire, its a Kidnapper's Deluxe.

Kidnapper's Deluxe by Silentwatch January 11, 2009

kidnaped 

When a person is taken away against there will by a bad or unlawfull person.

There was a small girl riding her bike down the road and a man pulled up beside her in a car and grabs her and pulls her in the car only to take her away and make her do bad things or kill her.So her parents went and told the cops that she was kidnaped.

kidnaped by watchalookinatfoo March 26, 2008

kidnape 

The act of kidnapping and raping someone

I will kidnape you

kidnape by Lequisha1725 June 6, 2016

the dirty kidnapper

While having intercourse in the doggy position. When your about to blow it, you grab a dirty sock, pull out, put your homemade chloroform on the sock, then grab her by the hair and hold the sock against her mouth and nose. If your looking for a ransom then video tape it and threaten to show it to her rich daddy.

Last night I did the dirty kidnapper to a chick and threatened her with the video. Looks like Ill be getting laid a lil more often.

the dirty kidnapper by PinkPanther32 August 14, 2011