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The kidnapee just escaped from being held hostage.
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Cocktail Kidnapped
When you take a walk down the street, pass a friendly neighbor's house, get invited to have a beverage with them, you accept and 90 minutes later, you realize nothing got done but you have a smile on your face.
Cocktail Kidnapped by Smabuda July 29, 2014
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help, i've been kidnapped
What you say when you've been kidnapped, and it totally ruined your day. Like so bad you can't even be scared, and somehow you reach a telephone ti say this phrase.
Cmon man you just had to come and ruin my day. Guess I'll just call 911. Hello? Yes? Yes, help, i've been kidnapped.
help, i've been kidnapped by TheMustardMan47 March 28, 2019
kidnapper van
I always worry about what innocent people could be tied up in the back of all the kidnapper vans I see on the highways.
kidnapper van by mclmal24 March 26, 2010
kidnapper
Someone who steal people and keeps them in their basement for future use. Generally ugly and lacking swag and can't get their own girls so they have to steal them.
girl 1: I'm afraid ryan might be the stalker who is going to kidnap me
girl 2: No way, he is too handsome, sexy, and has too much swag to be a kidnapper
girl 2: No way, he is too handsome, sexy, and has too much swag to be a kidnapper
Kidnapper's Deluxe
N. A vechile that is able to hold three or more bodies in it's trunk in the event of committing a kidnapping or needing to take hostages. A trunk that would hold any less would be considered a Kidnapper's Double or Single.
Tom: Check out all the space in the trunk of my new car.
Joe: Dude, for a small car thats at least a Kidnapper's Double.
Tom: If I take out the spare tire, its a Kidnapper's Deluxe.
Joe: Dude, for a small car thats at least a Kidnapper's Double.
Tom: If I take out the spare tire, its a Kidnapper's Deluxe.
Kidnapper's Deluxe by Silentwatch January 11, 2009