KICK HIS ASS NIGGA
by Bohberd February 8, 2020
I died because Taylor is a cheap bastard and waited for me on the edge, so I went into kick your ass mode
by George Hoefer March 17, 2005
1. A beating so intense, you wish Chuck Norris had given it to you.
2. Receiving an ass whooping so good that you could have sworn it was in HD.
2. Receiving an ass whooping so good that you could have sworn it was in HD.
guy 1: " Do that again and I'll kick your ass in HD!!!"
guy 2: " Wait, don't yu mean 3D?"
guy 1: "No, 3D makes it come closer to you, HD makes your ass beating look better."
guy 2: "...wow that's intense man."
guy 2: " Wait, don't yu mean 3D?"
guy 1: "No, 3D makes it come closer to you, HD makes your ass beating look better."
guy 2: "...wow that's intense man."
by Jormungandr & Komodo May 23, 2011
The illistration of a better thought.One who knows better than another.One who doesn't give into childish games. "Not the only one just the ONE".One who can overcome worthless bable, Yet babbles the best.With infomation above the rest.Setting an informitive life for those uninformed.And making changes for the best.
Are you done making problems now. Were going to kick there ass with your mind.2+2 still equals 4.But your Constitutional rights have been taken away(completley), Wheather you want to unerstand it or not. "So fuck off"(the true sentence is,"I'm going to kick your ass with my mind"But this program wouldn't let me illistrate it that way.
by dgsmp May 3, 2008
1. (noun) Term for an imaginary device that delivers punishment to one who has presented a sub-standard idea or has committed a critical error. Literally, such discipline may be presented in the form of a harsh lecture.
2. (noun) A mechanical device outfitted with several army boots on a rotating wheel used for automated physical punishment. The receiver is strapped into a stationary position to recieve repeated mechanical kicks to the buttocks until they have realized the error of their ways. Sometimes used for pleasure in sexual situations.
3. (adjective) Slang term used for an athlete or a sports team known for winning by a large margin in competition.
4. (adjective) Slang term used to describe a person of unusually great strength and physical prowess.
2. (noun) A mechanical device outfitted with several army boots on a rotating wheel used for automated physical punishment. The receiver is strapped into a stationary position to recieve repeated mechanical kicks to the buttocks until they have realized the error of their ways. Sometimes used for pleasure in sexual situations.
3. (adjective) Slang term used for an athlete or a sports team known for winning by a large margin in competition.
4. (adjective) Slang term used to describe a person of unusually great strength and physical prowess.
1. The Principal was determined to strap at least one of them into the ass kicking machine as he knew they were responsible for filling his gas tank with sand.
2. The ass kicking machine stalled on the 32nd stroke, so Wanda's loose caboose had less bruises than last week.
3. Walter sat eating a sandwich and wondered why he betted against the ass kicking machine that the German Women's Bowling league was.
4. Dude, I'm out. The bouncer is an ass kicking machine and he knows you fucked his girlfriend last year.
2. The ass kicking machine stalled on the 32nd stroke, so Wanda's loose caboose had less bruises than last week.
3. Walter sat eating a sandwich and wondered why he betted against the ass kicking machine that the German Women's Bowling league was.
4. Dude, I'm out. The bouncer is an ass kicking machine and he knows you fucked his girlfriend last year.
by Mickey Nation January 10, 2007
The shoes you wear when you go ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick some ass
1. Thug: hand over yo' shit
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)
2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?
Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)
2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?
Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
by batgod November 5, 2013
by daddy354465 March 9, 2009