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A party drug that will make you go crazy, see things that doesn't exist, and make you feel like a boss!
Originally KETA is a type of medicine designed to paralyze horses before a surgery.
Slang for KETA could be:


When doing KETA, its very important to drink lots and lots of water, to avoid dehydration.
Steen takes some KETA, to a techno party. The next day when the party is over, Steen is still having a party, dancing alone and yelling because he thinks the party is still on.
KETA and party is good.
KETA, party and horses is bad.
Horses and party is not that good either. - Only if there were horses.
by CELSDK October 09, 2011
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The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
“Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy”

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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The sweetest of ladies. She tends to look like a Disney princess and has a rocking athletic body. She is kind and funny and full of adventure.
That girl is a Keta, I just want to hang out!
by CeeJB August 24, 2012
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Keta's are girls that are extremely smart, funny, talented and can always dance ORANGE JUSTICE. They usually have stupid friends who care a lot about them. You are fortunate if you know a Keta. Plus, she's super cute
That girl looks like a Keta.......
by Silent_nuts April 23, 2019
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A funny and witty denizen of GameFAQs.
Loved by all, especially Samurai Tiga.
That Keta sure is awesome!
by Zeek The Cat January 21, 2003
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The KETA system is a dating pattern known for it's agressive progression centering around four rules/steps. The KETA System is an acronym for:

Keep track of whereabouts
Examine trash
Tap phone lines
AVO violation
"I'm going to blow up the KETA System on Suzie. That bitch wont know what hit her."
by Vlitz November 20, 2011
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