Kencing

An art of lying. Always give a sweet story to cover up bull-shit.

Fred : Yo when can i get my things back?

Ari: don't worry this evening i give it back to you. I still need to use it for a while.

Next day:

Fred: How is it? Can I have it back?

Ari: my child is sick yesterday can i give it back tomorrow?

Fred: I hate to say this. You always *KENCING* me with you excuse

by Rokiah July 7, 2022

Kenting

The act of wearing clear, unassuming, reading-style glasses when they are not necessary for sight or fashion, but as a disguise in public situations. The phrase is based on the DC comics superhero Clark Kent/Superman who masks his secret identity with a combination of glasses (e.g. perceived weakness) and the facade of a bumbling personality.

Yesterday I caught John kenting downtown near his homicidal ex-girlfriend's place of employment; I did a double-take since I had never seen him wear glasses before.

by AquMaein September 27, 2012

kenning

A poetic device, describing a word or a phrase in a metaphoric.

A boat.

Kenning: *A wave rider*

by YTAZURE September 8, 2016

Kensinger

To brutally beat the life out of an individual until they get a massive concussion and get sent to the hospital after they cheap shot you in a fight.

I once got really mad at this kid and ended up Kensingering him.

by Joe Smellerton October 15, 2011

kensington curbstomp

A violent practice originating from the gangs in Kensington. The procedure is carried out by forcing the victim to open their mouth and "bite the curb". The victim is then kicked repeatedly in the back of the head until the lower jaw separates from the skull. This practice usually results in deadly blood loss.

"I heard Phil got the Kensington curbstomp when he fucked with some kids on his way home. They said his teeth were embedded in the sidewalk"

by klas August 30, 2006

Kensington shrimp

cheese curls; cheese puffs that have that "shrimp-like" curl to them

Ma: Why the fuck is the remote control all orange and greasy!?!?

Me: Don't look at me, Ma! Ray was the one eating the Kensington shrimp earlier.

by killadelphi October 20, 2008

Kensington yoga

When a junkie is on the train or bus or sitting or standing anywhere in general and are so high off the shits they never fall when they are dipping out from the high putting them in a deep concentration of Kensington yoga

Yo bro look at that junk box doing Kensington yoga on the mail box those fuckers never fall

by The boy who knows all June 29, 2016