ken doll crotch Share definition Flag Referring to a person with, in theory, no twig and berries. Just a smooth nether region. Oscar - "Hey, K-Rocc, your a homo!"K-Rocc - "Listen here Ken doll crotch, at least I got something" ken doll crotch by K-Rocc January 7, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the ken doll crotch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch