A bra designed to 'round them up, push them up'. Make breasts look larger.

The best smooth jazz artist known to man. First appearing in an episode of spongebob, although he has lived on well after his appearance on the show. He is now worshipped in a variety of ways; most notably the “Cult of Kelpy G.” Also you like jazz???

A Cheeky little monke that very much enjoys the crispy and salty taste of kelp, AKA seaweed.

Kelpy monkeys are known to sit in their little monke huts, moderating discord servers, while getting fingers covered in salt dust. From the excessive amounts of kelp they are eating.

Kelpy monkes make amazing friends.
You know i see you there.

You are an awesome friend.
Kelpy

A cult consisting of smooth jazz enthusiasts. The only music allowed is that of Kelpy G’s. The cult has three tiers; the lowest being the slaves, the second being the disciples and the third being the Elite. These all hold different purposes in upholding Kelpy’s influence globally, however, the cult has one central prophet who interrupts the wisdom of Kelpy G and leads over the cult. To join simply stick or your pinkie and thumb finger and shake in a back and forth motion, while saying “mahala.”

A cheap dark rum, brewed in the darkest of kelpie kennels, some say that once you've been bit by the kelpie, you're never the same again

A man with countless destiny's
Also has a 10 inch penis

Kelpy someone whos not very active but is very cool and poggers! :D