by cougar wordslut July 1, 2013
To contract muscles in your lower abdomen and dick to avoid pre ejaculation. Some of the same ab muscles can also be used for butt kegels.
by MastaRiddle March 29, 2013
When a female surreptitiously has unusually strong vaginal muscles and proceeds to injure her male counterpart's penis during sex
"Man, that girl last last night really fucked my dick over. She pulled a kegel finagle five minutes in and damn near popped my dick."
by spinkle0711 March 9, 2014
When a man is fully inserted into a females vagina and does nothing. Only after may the female begin her Kegels exercise. The female will flex her vagina at an extremely high rate, forcing the male incumbent to ejaculate "Like a Motha Fucka" so to speak. Thus Kegels Sex.
Kegels Sex is not for the incompetent.
by Daddy & Son Burnsed January 8, 2008
An exercise involving the clenching and releasing of the sphincter muscle of the anus. Useful for restrengthening a blown out brown eye for future corn-holing.
Ben thought that he would never be able to satisfy his partner again after he blew out his o-ring during cocktogon. Luckily for him, his partner told him about anal kegels.
by Smittytricks June 20, 2011
A stainless steel rod that men and women use to strengthen the Kegel muscles (pelvic floor).
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...
Jane: What is that in your sock drawer? A dildo?
Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.
Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.
Fern: ... you didn't...
Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.
Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.
Fern: ... you didn't...
by goatonwire June 2, 2009
1)When a girl is giving a man head...Whilst the man kegels, the girl bites.
2)Constriction of vaginal muscles whilst penis is inside said vagina.
3)Electrocution caused by a vagina.
2)Constriction of vaginal muscles whilst penis is inside said vagina.
3)Electrocution caused by a vagina.
Xavier: Kegel bites? I was one time railing this chick from behind, and she kegel bit my dick off.
Nathaniel: Get out of my house.
Nathaniel: Get out of my house.
by Mike the Gay December 30, 2008