Keep off the grass

What a gal says to ask you not to "proceed to fourth base" --- i.e., not encroach on her "thatched" area.

If a hot chick tells you to "Keep off the grass" during intimacy, giving her a "joint of grass" might addle her brain enough to make her change her mind.

by QuacksO September 6, 2019

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keep her off the pole

Offering a woman other options -- any options -- to secure her financial livelihood rather than resorting to working as a stripper, or other acts of desperation in the sex industry (prostitution, relying on a Sugar Daddy, working in porno, posing as a nude model)

I gave the girl a job cleaning my house...anything to keep her off the pole!
After my favorite ho' went to rehab and got clean, I had to help find the girl some work -- anything to keep her off the pole!
REFERENCE IN CONTEMPORARY CULTURE --
Chris Rock has a comedy routine in which he says:
"if your daughters a stripper, you fucked up." and he adds in reference to his own baby daughter, "my only goal in life is to keep her off the pole!" Check it on YouTube

by henryblue2u September 14, 2013

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keep your mitts off

informal: Keep one’s hands away from; not touch:

‘keep your mitts off the fan control!’

by rkhodaverdian June 15, 2016

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keep the dog off the half pipe

Due to the low center of mass of most dogs, people often think putting them on a skateboard and dropping them into a halfpipe would be a good idea. This could not be further from the truth, for anyone going down a halfpipe should wear the necessary equipment, and companies do not yet supply helmets to dogs. In conclusion, keep the dog off the halfpipe and stay safe.

Yo bro, you really shouldn't go out to that party during this pandemic.

Why?
Uh cuz keep the dog off the half pipe
ooo shit bro, you right

by bigthunker November 7, 2020

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Thuggizzle Cares Keep Your Hands Off Me Domestic Violence Awareness

A cause under the thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.

Thuggizzle Cares Keep Your Hands Off Me Domestic Violence Awareness is a cause that educates men and women on early signs of abuse.

by Jim Crow killer April 2, 2019

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Thuggizzle Cares Keep Your Hands Off Me Domestic Violence Awareness

A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella that spreads awareness about domestic violence. It's been said that hip hop artist and community philanthropist Phillip Hodge also known as thuggizzle started this cause because of the abuse that he would witness his mother take on from random men.

Thuggizzle Cares Keep Your Hands Off Me Domestic Violence Awareness is a cause that educates men and women on early signs abuse.

by hood cred April 2, 2019

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