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anal kazoo 

The act of putting a kazoo up someone's ass and then playing a song with the other end, preferably theme songs from 80's tv shows.
Ping: I sure could go for another anal kazoo.

Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.
anal kazoo by Bazinga728 October 30, 2010
Related Words

Kazookie 

A Kazookie is a cookie melted halfway in a microwave with ice cream on top. Real good!

Pronounced: Kah-Zoo-Key
Want to try a Kazookie? or I just made a Kazookie mom!
Kazookie by Earl T July 13, 2017
A word used to describe a pivotal moment of success. Also means awesome, cool, epic.

Definition #1
A word used to describe a breakthrough moment of success.

Definition #2
A loud exclamation of triumph.

Definition #3
The name of a popular cartoon character.
Kaboomski — it’s a boy!
I just won the lottery — Kaboomski!
Kaboomski, now I can go on vacation.

“Kaboomski”, it’s not as universal as the word “fuck” but it’s less vulgar and more euphoric. What the Kaboomski? You be the judge.
Kaboomski by Kaboomski May 8, 2017
Loud or rambunctious person or thing. Typically used when describing a person, and/or the sound someone makes when talking through a mask.
A cop chased a robber kazooie. The person sounded kazooie
Kazooie by carmink194 March 23, 2021

booze kazoo 

The breathalyzer interlock device you blow into to be able to start your car.
Gerald can't drive his car without his booze kazoo.
booze kazoo by Hairdo December 2, 2013

Kansas Kazoo 

The sexual act of vibrating the pussy so fast that it creates a humming sound.
We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.
Kansas Kazoo by M-Chill December 21, 2012