Kazooma 

The first lego man to suck on the udders of a lego cow. He is also the one who discovered milk by fucking a cow.

Person 1: "You invented milk."
Kazooma: "I did NOT. factually-"
Person 1: "And sold it."
Kazooma: "Invented. Milk."
Person 1: "SOLD IT."
Kazooma: "SHUT UP"

Kazooma by ifune November 12, 2021

Kazoomer 

One who spits bullshit to two people about how much he or she likes another person.

1-"Yeah man, I really do like her, its just i think she should text me first sometimes... I mean, if she cared then she would."
2-"Yean.. but you are the guy, you should initiate it.."
1-"I guess you're right. Let's go see her tonight."
2-"She lives way too far away to go at midnight.."
1-"I don't know man, I just, I really feel like we should go see her tonight... I really like her"
2-"Then text her."
1-"She needs to text me first"
2-..."Talk to her in school"
1-"Yeah, idk, i dont really feel like it.."
2-"Fuck you!"
(Person 1 is an example of a kazoomer)

Kazoomer by cmanley0012 January 30, 2010

Kazooable 

Something so worthy of celebrating that the only way to do it justice is with a kazoo

The birth of your seventh child is so kazooable

Kazooable by KneeseyJeesey March 26, 2022

Joe Kazoona 

Joe . Joe Tazuna. Kazoo. Joe Kazoona.

Joe kazoona is joe in kazoo and better than you

Joe Kazoona by Keijilovesyou.fp July 9, 2021

Kaboomarang 

When a man and woman are having sex, and the man picks the woman up via his penis. He then spins around and slings her into a nearby wall, tree, door, etc. and yells "kaboomarang!"

Kaboomarang! How does the wall feel, trick?!

Kaboomarang by ecstasteve October 1, 2009

Kapooman 

A person that is not real

Hey bro do you know Kapooman

Hes not real mate

Kapooman by ShittyTakapoopeepee May 26, 2018

Kazoozas 

1. Synonym for Breasts. Especially bountiful and luxuriously textured large breasts (draped in velvet).
2. "Ka-zoo-za!"- The sound a man makes when he views a woman's unsheathed kazoozas, as his penis ascends to its upright position.

"Look at those massive kazoozas!Wham-o, gee willikers!" or "The man tried to stifle the sound of his kazooza with a loud, nasty cough."

Kazoozas by American Drinking Hierarchy Spokesperson January 29, 2005