The first lego man to suck on the udders of a lego cow. He is also the one who discovered milk by fucking a cow.
Person 1: "You invented milk."
Kazooma: "I did NOT. factually-"
Person 1: "And sold it."
Kazooma: "Invented. Milk."
Person 1: "SOLD IT."
Kazooma: "SHUT UP"
Kazooma: "I did NOT. factually-"
Person 1: "And sold it."
Kazooma: "Invented. Milk."
Person 1: "SOLD IT."
Kazooma: "SHUT UP"
by ifune November 12, 2021
Get the Kazooma mug.1-"Yeah man, I really do like her, its just i think she should text me first sometimes... I mean, if she cared then she would."
2-"Yean.. but you are the guy, you should initiate it.."
1-"I guess you're right. Let's go see her tonight."
2-"She lives way too far away to go at midnight.."
1-"I don't know man, I just, I really feel like we should go see her tonight... I really like her"
2-"Then text her."
1-"She needs to text me first"
2-..."Talk to her in school"
1-"Yeah, idk, i dont really feel like it.."
2-"Fuck you!"
(Person 1 is an example of a kazoomer)
2-"Yean.. but you are the guy, you should initiate it.."
1-"I guess you're right. Let's go see her tonight."
2-"She lives way too far away to go at midnight.."
1-"I don't know man, I just, I really feel like we should go see her tonight... I really like her"
2-"Then text her."
1-"She needs to text me first"
2-..."Talk to her in school"
1-"Yeah, idk, i dont really feel like it.."
2-"Fuck you!"
(Person 1 is an example of a kazoomer)
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Get the Joe Kazoona mug.When a man and woman are having sex, and the man picks the woman up via his penis. He then spins around and slings her into a nearby wall, tree, door, etc. and yells "kaboomarang!"
by ecstasteve October 1, 2009
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Get the Kapooman mug.1. Synonym for Breasts. Especially bountiful and luxuriously textured large breasts (draped in velvet).
2. "Ka-zoo-za!"- The sound a man makes when he views a woman's unsheathed kazoozas, as his penis ascends to its upright position.
2. "Ka-zoo-za!"- The sound a man makes when he views a woman's unsheathed kazoozas, as his penis ascends to its upright position.
"Look at those massive kazoozas!Wham-o, gee willikers!" or "The man tried to stifle the sound of his kazooza with a loud, nasty cough."
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