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The first lego man to suck on the udders of a lego cow. He is also the one who discovered milk by fucking a cow.
Person 1: "You invented milk."
Kazooma: "I did NOT. factually-"
Person 1: "And sold it."
Kazooma: "Invented. Milk."
Person 1: "SOLD IT."
Kazooma: "SHUT UP"
Kazooma by ifune November 12, 2021
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Kazoomer 

One who spits bullshit to two people about how much he or she likes another person.
1-"Yeah man, I really do like her, its just i think she should text me first sometimes... I mean, if she cared then she would."
2-"Yean.. but you are the guy, you should initiate it.."
1-"I guess you're right. Let's go see her tonight."
2-"She lives way too far away to go at midnight.."
1-"I don't know man, I just, I really feel like we should go see her tonight... I really like her"
2-"Then text her."
1-"She needs to text me first"
2-..."Talk to her in school"
1-"Yeah, idk, i dont really feel like it.."
2-"Fuck you!"
(Person 1 is an example of a kazoomer)
Kazoomer by cmanley0012 January 30, 2010

Kazooable 

Something so worthy of celebrating that the only way to do it justice is with a kazoo
The birth of your seventh child is so kazooable
Kazooable by KneeseyJeesey March 26, 2022

Joe Kazoona 

Joe . Joe Tazuna. Kazoo. Joe Kazoona.
Joe kazoona is joe in kazoo and better than you

Kaboomarang 

When a man and woman are having sex, and the man picks the woman up via his penis. He then spins around and slings her into a nearby wall, tree, door, etc. and yells "kaboomarang!"
Kaboomarang! How does the wall feel, trick?!
Kaboomarang by ecstasteve October 1, 2009

Kapooman 

Hey bro do you know Kapooman

Hes not real mate

Kazoozas 

1. Synonym for Breasts. Especially bountiful and luxuriously textured large breasts (draped in velvet).
2. "Ka-zoo-za!"- The sound a man makes when he views a woman's unsheathed kazoozas, as his penis ascends to its upright position.
"Look at those massive kazoozas!Wham-o, gee willikers!" or "The man tried to stifle the sound of his kazooza with a loud, nasty cough."
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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