kazaz 

kazaz is just random coolness or some thing amazing hte word kazaz is use by scruffy the ganitor in an episode of futurarma where he states "scruffys gunan get himself one of those $300 haircuts because his ones lost its kazaz"

generic person A: oh man my pony has lost its kazaz

person B: if u paojt it purple then the kazaz should return

kazaz by generic boy7 June 21, 2006

O Kazakhstan 

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

borat anthem kazakhstan O Kazakhstan

O Kazakhstan by AzamatBagatov February 10, 2013

Kazarian Gambit 

In chess, much like a Botez Gambit , except it is a rook blunder. Seen often by titled chess master and twitch-partnered chess streamer, Anna-Maja Kazarian.

"Thank you (streamer) for raiding with a party of 34! How was your stream?? I hope you had a good one! Welcome, raiders! We're trying to win here, <giggles> but it looks like I hung another rook!" Chat: -spams "Kazarian Gambit"-

Kazarian Gambit by stroopwafelpineapplepizza October 19, 2020

Anna-Maja Kazarian 

An absolutely adorable, beautiful, genuine twitch-partnered streamer and chess master who streams mainly blitz and bullet time controls of chess from chess.com . As of this message, she holds the Woman International Master and Fide Master titles in over the board chess.

Online, she is a master of bullet, blitz, 4 player chess, and hanging rooks - the rook blunders are situations in which her fan base refers to as the Kazarian Gambit . She welcomes each of her chatters and has a wonderful community. She appreciates all of the support big and small and deserves much, much more even though you all know she scripts the raid messages ;) . Beware of the following though: Rick rolling her audience during a Titled Tuesday is normal and she's totally sus even when she isn't the impostor ;) . She loves her stroopwafels , but you'll have to ask her about pineapple pizza, Kappa.

Bob: Who's your favorite streamer?
Joe: Anna-Maja Kazarian.
Bob: OMG, she has the most amazing community ever!

Anna-Maja Kazarian by stroopwafelpineapplepizza October 20, 2020

Kalazy 

Saying "Crazy" in a positive manner but in a funny way.
Can be said Kalazy, Kalaaaazy, or any other combinations to stress better. It can be said online or offline.

"You're kalazy!"
"You guys are kalaazy!!" kalazy stressed
"Kaaalazy!!" kalazy stressed

Kalazy by kmko December 20, 2010

diet kazaa 

Version of Kazaa that still gives you a hell of a lot of viruses and spyware even though it says it stops them.

Him: I downloaded diet Kazaa. It owns Limewire.
Her: You dumb shit.

diet kazaa by ATM101 May 5, 2006

kazaa 

gives you more virus's than the U.S have dropped on vietnam.

it'll cost more to fix your computer than you'll save on songs

dont bother unless you have broadband and update your anti virus everyweekend
i even know a few hackers who dont even bother using kazaa for sending them.

summary: DONT BOTHER

nortan anti virus report: 22 virus's including kazza itself has virus's and spyware

kazaa by skatersrule March 26, 2004