kawalment

The act or acts of which a person(s) catches an unsuspecting victim and implicated them in a simple or complex play in which the culprits attain various asset(s) or other valuables from said victim.

“I caught the play of your trying to kawal me. Try again”
“This is a kawalment”
“I laugh in the fact of Your kawalments”

“These 2 girls were tryna get me to hang out n get me all drunk to steal my shit, those sluts and their kawalments, that’s some fuckery right there”

by Aries.queen June 21, 2018

Kailment

When something bad happens that can be related back to Kail Paradox. E.g. an injury or sickness

Person 1: awe man my head kills from that party.

Person 2: You must be suffering from a Kailment

by Cheer for Revenge March 6, 2011

Kawameatrail

When an idiot decides that riding his or her crotch rocket wearing only shorts and flip flops is a good idea and the subsequent aftermath of the 100MPH crash he will most likely get into.
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COP1: "Dude this motorcycle crash is horrible."
COP2: "No shit! Check out this Kawameatrail. It has to be at least 300 yards long."
COP1: "Is that a toe?"
COP2: "No it looks like an earlobe or nipple."
COP1: "I'll get a mop and bucket."
COP2: "It'll take forever to clean up this Kawameatrail."

by Masshole of the year August 18, 2010