karumph 

An exclamation, usually used by dads.

Karumph! I got divorced.

karumph by the_mcm May 22, 2018

kalumphe 

Kalumphe. Funny, dangerous, dominant, humorous, care free, loving, passionate. He will give you a taste of happiness when he wants you and a taste of sensitive addiction when he has you. He loves a girl he can spoil. Be careful, you don’t want to see him angry. Or do you? The outcome of your time with him depends on the heat of the moment. He’s a walking sex figure, and mind blowing sex giver in the bedroom. Your submission to him, his touch, his scent will be out of free will. You know better than to misbehave. Word of advice... be careful. Like we said he’s dangerous, and sweetly generous. Your rewards are more than your losses. But your losses hurt more than your wins. An adventure? “Him” (kalumphe)

Girl: hello
Boy: hello
Girl: who’s this

Boy : *smirk* it’s kalumphe.

kalumphe by @omgme February 5, 2020

Karump 

Of or pertaining to the act of krumping whilst in a mode of transportation, especially an automobile. See krump.

We could stay and krump or we could leave and go karumping on the way to the next bar.

Karump by Steve's Room March 19, 2018