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Karma is a 7-foot tall guy who wears a large dirty burlap sack over his head, has his knees on backwards, and a taxidermied parrot on his shoulder, and comes over once in a while to punch you in the face "saying I know what you did last summer."
*doorbell*
Me: Who is it? Coming!
*punched in the face*
Karma: "I know what you did last summer."
Me: OW!
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010
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The buy now pay later deal on your soul.
Karma is going to make me pay for what I stole today.
by Pistachio896 June 06, 2017
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An ancient religious concept that has recently gained popularity through the television show "My Name is Earl". If you're lucky, karma will get you a really spiffy looking Chevy El Camino, but only if you make a list of all the mean things you've ever done and resolve to make amends for each of them. If you're the type of guy who's always doing mean things and wondering why your life sucks, you need to watch Carson Daly and he'll tell you it's all karma.
"Karma used me to do its dirty work. Nice move, Karma."
by MC 900 Foot Oral Roberts May 28, 2006
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The type of girl that has A LOT going for her. She caries this close to her heart, on her chest. This can often weigh her down and it is a marvel to many people how she is able to swim when she is 'carrying' so much on her chest.

Karma is also known as a slave.
Those are HUGE! she must be a karma
by iamyourfatherkarma April 29, 2011
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Positive actions of calm-spirited giving. Used by those who meditate to kick the shit out of you with one finger, and break ice wih their heads without hurting themselves.

Kicking the shit out of someone, however, is bad Karma.
<Neil> Oh no! I dropped the pot of lentils! ... Bad karma!
by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003
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