KARAOTE 

To sing (karaoke) while beating up someone (karate). A good example is ELVIS in his '69 COMEBACK SPECIAL.

I did some karaote on that bully. My weapon of choice? "Kungfu Fighting".

KARAOTE by Elvis Brucelee January 29, 2009

Karate Raccoon 

That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.

I don't go into my yard anymore because a karate raccoon lives there.

Karate Raccoon by Tater_Taco July 13, 2020

Karate Mom 

A karate mom is kind of like a soccer mom, only with a higher IQ and well disciplined children. While her kids COULD kick soccer mom's kids' butts, they choose not to.

Hey - your friend is such a great mom, she's so smart and her kids are so well behaved!

Yeah, she's a karate mom!

Karate Mom by TwinsHappenTwice May 3, 2011

Mexican Ground Karate

A martial arts style developed by famous Only Fans model Craig Crelinsten. MGK is mainly known for its contribution to creating the renowned "oil check" technique.

Virgin 1: "I keep getting oil checked by those Mexican Ground Karate guys at the open mat"
Virgin 2: "Yeah me too. We should really check out "B-Team Jiu Jitsu" in Austin. Maybe that way we'll stop being such soyboys"

Mexican Ground Karate by Craig Jones' sweaty jockstrap October 21, 2021

No Karate In The Pit 

When some random person who has clearly never been in a mosh pit decides to start flailing his arms around like a retard and smacks people in the face

everyone else: (pushes each other aggressively and yelling)

Annoying Karate Kid: (Screams REEEEEE!! While flailing his arms)

Singer:(Stops concert) "Hey!, Theres no Karate In The Pit

No Karate In The Pit by No-Karate-In-The-Pit October 15, 2018

karate kid law 

When you challenge a sensei to a duel in their dojo and they have to accept your challenge.

Dude you gotta let me duel you in your dojo, it's karate kid law.

karate kid law by JoeShroe February 27, 2017

Kyokushin Karate 

A style of Karate developed by Mas Oyama who many consider the god of Karate. It's famous for it's bareknuckle competitions. Early in it's creation the founder of Kyokushin and his students went to Thailand to determine which is the ultimate striking art on earth. Karate or Muay Thai?

Kyokushin has many derivatives such as Enshin, Ashihara, Daido juku, and others. But they all have the same spirit as the same style.

Thaiboxer: Karate sucks

Kyokushin4life: I think you're talking about some other bitch ass Karate style.

Thaiboxer: no I'm talking about your bitch ass. Kyokushin Karate.

Kyokushin4life: that's it let's go!

Kyokushin Karate by nappyheaded November 25, 2006