we wuz kangs

Satirically used to criticize afro-centrist African Americans that claim their ancestors descended from Egyptian Pharaohs.

Often in the form of a comment thread, beginning with "WE", followed by "WUZ", etc.

We wuz kangs n shit nigga I swear to god, my fuckin family man, they was from Egypt did you see the color of they skin, look at they skin

we wuz kangs by zkdr May 15, 2016

Reality Kangs 

People who purchase mass amounts of property and make double the profit.... can also mean people that live out of reality.

: He has so much land he is a Reality Kangs

: He is so out of touch with things goin on in the world he is a Reality Kangs

Reality Kangs by MackDaddy 4114 January 25, 2009

Luca Kaneshiro 

Someone with huge booba

Luca Kaneshiro has huge booba

Luca Kaneshiro by ganyus1stchoice January 18, 2022

Kang Taehyun 

An ethereal being sent from the Heavens. An actual, literal, majestically magnificent angel with a voice as sweet as honey. He shines brighter than any celestial body in the universe. He IS the universe. His face is impeccably pristine and quintessential.

Kang Taehyun from TXT is a blessing to this Earth.

Kang Taehyun by breathememesonly June 4, 2019

Luca Kaneshiro 

A person whose whole personality can be encapsulated in 3 words, 'POG!, booba, golden retriever'.

Luca Kaneshiro I P💍G YOU!

Luca Kaneshiro by luca's big fat booba January 21, 2022

Captain Kangaroo 

1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.

Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!

Captain Kangaroo by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Brutal kangaroo 

When you have sex with a woman while hopping down the street carrying her in a baby bjorn.

Dude, I went full Brutal Kangaroo on that Australian chick to give her a taste of home.

Brutal kangaroo by TeamZiss0u March 8, 2017