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kaneland 

A high school also known as cocaineland, full of crack heads and girls trying to get over a thousand followers on instagram. Half the kids will probably drop out to sell drugs, the other half is definitely going to be working at mcdonald’s. The best part about kaneland are the shooting threats that we get about every three weeks. The water here will probably give you led poisoning so don’t drink it. But we do have a 3,000 dollar dinosaur statue so i think that’s a necessity everyones school should have.
That kid at kaneland sold me a gram for 30 dollars

The juul room at kaneland is occupied

Nothing like the fresh smell of weed in morning at kaneland
kaneland by marijuana101 January 22, 2020
v.) to whip out the ballsack and put it on people's shoulder, neck, or back.

n.) an awkward dance

adj.) dirty, hair, horny, scummy
"I'm going to Kanellos you, if you don't listen to what i say."

"I do not know how to do the Kanellos."

"Why is that kid so Kanellos?"
Kanellos by The mysterious BALLSACK November 13, 2011

kånkelbär 

Swedish word for feces entangled around anal hair of e.g. bovine.

Similar to 'dingleberry' in English and 'paskanmarja' in Finnish.
The cow had 'kånkelbär' dingling below the root of its tail.
kånkelbär by canis pecus February 26, 2008
a man usually of Greek heritage, who travels through time, and has heavy hands. He usually lives between 100-120 years of age. He has the strength of a lion, and is hilarious. He has been known to have fought numerous animals including; bears, giraffes, elephants, turtles, jellyfish, and the antelope. Although thought to be a mythical specimen, there is 1 known Kanelo left on the planet. He is believed to have been the original writer of every book known to man.
Kanelo is the most awesome and amazing human in the world, did you see him throw that car?

"How did you pick up that house, Kanelo?"
Kanelo by j2300 December 1, 2010
A super sexy goddess! She is the most talented person ever! Popular and amazing! Hottest of them all! PURE GODDESS!!! Gorgeous THING!!! She slays the damn QUEEN!
Damn, she looks like a Kanella!

Kanelgiffelmanden 

Yeah Yeah, Half speed, I Think it's a Low number of people who want's to ran into one of those people from Chechen Republic who has arrived. Seriously they are hardcore crazy in there heads and 3000x % on crack, with extra fucked op mindsets.
Use the word Kanelgiffelmanden when you just feel Like annoying your Best Friend, until they think that they are crazy
Kanelgiffelmanden by Nikopanda March 2, 2022