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Kanelb is the hottest sexiest man alive

He has muscle upon muscle and best believe is packing a pork sword.
Damn… if only i was like kanelb then id get all the girls

Wow! That is so kanelb
kanelb by Harrison Einstein November 26, 2021
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kaneland 

A high school also known as cocaineland, full of crack heads and girls trying to get over a thousand followers on instagram. Half the kids will probably drop out to sell drugs, the other half is definitely going to be working at mcdonald’s. The best part about kaneland are the shooting threats that we get about every three weeks. The water here will probably give you led poisoning so don’t drink it. But we do have a 3,000 dollar dinosaur statue so i think that’s a necessity everyones school should have.
That kid at kaneland sold me a gram for 30 dollars

The juul room at kaneland is occupied

Nothing like the fresh smell of weed in morning at kaneland
kaneland by marijuana101 January 22, 2020
v.) to whip out the ballsack and put it on people's shoulder, neck, or back.

n.) an awkward dance

adj.) dirty, hair, horny, scummy
"I'm going to Kanellos you, if you don't listen to what i say."

"I do not know how to do the Kanellos."

"Why is that kid so Kanellos?"
Kanellos by The mysterious BALLSACK November 13, 2011

kånkelbär 

Swedish word for feces entangled around anal hair of e.g. bovine.

Similar to 'dingleberry' in English and 'paskanmarja' in Finnish.
The cow had 'kånkelbär' dingling below the root of its tail.
kånkelbär by canis pecus February 26, 2008
a man usually of Greek heritage, who travels through time, and has heavy hands. He usually lives between 100-120 years of age. He has the strength of a lion, and is hilarious. He has been known to have fought numerous animals including; bears, giraffes, elephants, turtles, jellyfish, and the antelope. Although thought to be a mythical specimen, there is 1 known Kanelo left on the planet. He is believed to have been the original writer of every book known to man.
Kanelo is the most awesome and amazing human in the world, did you see him throw that car?

"How did you pick up that house, Kanelo?"
Kanelo by j2300 December 1, 2010
A super sexy goddess! She is the most talented person ever! Popular and amazing! Hottest of them all! PURE GODDESS!!! Gorgeous THING!!! She slays the damn QUEEN!
Damn, she looks like a Kanella!

Kanelgiffelmanden 

Yeah Yeah, Half speed, I Think it's a Low number of people who want's to ran into one of those people from Chechen Republic who has arrived. Seriously they are hardcore crazy in there heads and 3000x % on crack, with extra fucked op mindsets.
Use the word Kanelgiffelmanden when you just feel Like annoying your Best Friend, until they think that they are crazy
Kanelgiffelmanden by Nikopanda March 2, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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