Kamchatka Vodka is a vodka that’s notable for being dirt cheap. It’s only about $12 a handle in Ohio, and it’s the standard 80 proof. Tastes like paint thinner mixed with iron fillings - it’s straight up horrendous, but you’re not buying this to enjoy drinking it.

Affectionately known as “shitty K.” Kamchatka is a staple in the diet of any college student or alcoholic.

Keith: hey dude you got any alcohol?
Ryan: yeah I got a handle of Kamchatka
Keith: you really couldn’t pay the extra $3 for Smirnoff? I’m going to want to kill myself the entire time we’re drinkimg

Kamchatka by Anal Intruder 519 November 18, 2017

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kachai

Shes the type of girl that could go either way, you can have a wild night or just chill all day. Shes not too over the top, but shes not quiet either. Shes the perfect in between. Shes the friend you want and need.

Kachai is the perfect balance of wild and tame.

kachai by Defender of Justice June 17, 2017

Kamchatka

A large potato usually found at funnerals or other celebrational gatherings.

"OK. Who put the kamchatka in Dead Sam's pants?
No im serious!"

Kamchatka by Ne!l October 28, 2006

kamCharli

a gorp of 8 year olds who say kill all men

i have a kamCharli acout

kamCharli by fat cave in mincraft with iron December 31, 2020

kamchatka

An alcoholic mixed drink. The background to this drink originates from the kamchatka peninsula and archipelago that lies between Russia and Japan.

Based on the traditional White Russian, this drink blends the best Russian alcohol (Vodka) with the finest non-dairy beverage (soymilk) from Asia and the globally appreciated, non-denominational Kahlua.

The kamchatka captures the essence of these two ancient civilizations in one amazing drink for the discerning vegan/lactose intolerant connoisseur of fine mixed drinks.

Excuse me bar tender, I'll have another kamchatka! What? Oh yes! That is a bird tattoo on my arm, and yes I'm a hipster, bike mechanic from Portland, Oregon ... but could you get me my F$#king Kamchatka, I want to get drunk!

kamchatka by happyhippy123 March 17, 2013

Kamchatquaw

Native American vagina

She has a beautiful kaMchatquaw

Kamchatquaw by Babby1969 April 19, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026