A hobbit-like being with the face of an elderly woman who parades around with a Special Olympics-like musical career. A god amongst tasteless pubescent little girls who probably still think Mariah Carey is cool. See also: hack hobbit muano oddiot
by yoshimi April 07, 2005
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by Sarah* August 24, 2005
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