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Kaploushe
Pronounced (Ka-pl-oo-sh)
1. Verb. The act of one person sticking a plunger up another's asshole during sexual intercourse. Usually followed by the question "What the fuck was that?".
2. Verb 2. The act of one person taking a shit on a male's penis during sexual intercourse. The "shitter" is usually expected to suck the penis after this turn of events.
3. Noun. An incredibly lumpy black scrotum that appears to be a small, puffy bag of shit.
1. Verb. The act of one person sticking a plunger up another's asshole during sexual intercourse. Usually followed by the question "What the fuck was that?".
2. Verb 2. The act of one person taking a shit on a male's penis during sexual intercourse. The "shitter" is usually expected to suck the penis after this turn of events.
3. Noun. An incredibly lumpy black scrotum that appears to be a small, puffy bag of shit.
1. As Kelly laid unconsciously on the bed, Steven grabbed the closest object (a plunger) and proceeded to ram it up Kelly's asshole. When Kelly awoke and realized that her asshole had been violated by a dirty plunger, she screamed at Steven, "What the Fuck was that? Why the hell didn't you just use your penis?!" Steven replied "I wanted to Kaploushe you. And I didn't want to get my penis all shitty."
2. Kelly was so furious with Steven that she took the world's largest dump on Steven's tiny penis. Kelly yelled at Steven, "How was that Kaplouche you dumbshit?!"
3. Just at the height of Kelly and Steven's argument, a hugely cocked black man walked into the room. Kelly and Steven stared in aw at the black man's rough and super lumpy ballsack and together they both proceeded to say, "Look at the Kaplouche on that guy!"
2. Kelly was so furious with Steven that she took the world's largest dump on Steven's tiny penis. Kelly yelled at Steven, "How was that Kaplouche you dumbshit?!"
3. Just at the height of Kelly and Steven's argument, a hugely cocked black man walked into the room. Kelly and Steven stared in aw at the black man's rough and super lumpy ballsack and together they both proceeded to say, "Look at the Kaplouche on that guy!"
Kaploushe by The Kaplouche God November 8, 2010
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026