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That certain class of broadcast (irrespective of medium) which purports to be true and complete information but has been manipulated, filtered and censored by corporations, government agencies and any other parties wealthy or influential enough to access corporate media decision makers. Knews usually advertises itself using slogans that suggest very strongly that its presenters and content can be "trusted" or that the viewer can make his own decision about what he will see.

Knews is one of the main products of a governmedia and differentiated from infotainment in that it is focused on national, international or political events rather than celebrities, sports or other trivial pursuits. Knews (pronounced: `k-news) represents itself as "news" but has a diluted basis in reality (if any). If the producers of knews haven't totally fabricated its content, they have distorted the meaning of real events until the final product is more closely representative of propaganda.
There was a delay at the airport, the knews said it was due to something linked to Al Qaeda but I know better.
Knews by Shandooga McGluckfeez January 11, 2009
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News that everyone already know about. That's the joke.
And in other knews, water is pretty pretty wet.
Knews by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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Knightly Knews 

The repetition of what happened in the last dungeons and dragons session your group played, even though it was only a couple days ago and everyone already knows or it was a huge event and no one forgot it.
DM- So last time we left off with you guys entering the dungeon and finding a giant red dragon
Player- Oh really? Let's just play already and skip the Knightly Knews
Knightly Knews by Great Leviathan January 6, 2008
Person #1 Where is the opening manager?

Person# 2They are probably in the office being a knesek
knesek by Better friends October 10, 2021

Fuck knows 

An abbreviation or slang used to by many for a way to say "I don't know"
Boy1: Dude, what's the time?
Boy2: Fuck knows
Fuck knows by Dalmas January 2, 2014
Often used when describing the twitch streamer and professional scammer named YourRage. His inability to walk without a wheelchair because of his fragile knees is the source of this terminology.
β€œBro take me to the doctor I have too much knee pain”
β€œAH NAW I THINK YOU HAVE L KNEES LIKE YOURRAGE πŸ’€β€
L Knees by Sadashii July 3, 2021

This guy knows what I'm talking about 

An expression used to diffuse responsibility for an unpopular statement made in a public setting. Typically used to imply complicity or collusion on the part of an unwilling stranger.
You: I mean, really, who hasn't made out with a rundown fat chick in a moment of drunken desperation.

Crowd: *silence*

You: *smile and point to a random guy in the crowd* This guy knows what I'm talking about.