Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Prograd Advance Called Bath Room Stall 

Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Prograd Advance Called Bath Room Stall

Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Prograd Advance Called Bath Room Stall

Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Prograd Advance Called Bath Room Stall by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Program Advance Called Bath Room Stall 

Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Program Advance Called Bath Room Stall

Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Program Advance Called Bath Room Stall

Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Program Advance Called Bath Room Stall by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

(insert name)'s junk 

A joke that rivals that's what she said in terms of versatility. Simply take the name of someone you know, add "'s junk," and make your comparison.

That test was shorter than (insert name)'s junk.

That throw was sadder than (insert name)'s junk.

Man, I'm out of shape...kinda like (insert name)'s junk.

(insert name)'s junk by lolemma March 1, 2009

colder than a snowman's junk 

adj. When the ambient outdoor temperature is less than the average temperature of the genitalia of a snowman; i.e., very, very cold.

Fuck me, it's colder than a snowman's junk out here!

colder than a snowman's junk by SkidMarkyMark November 7, 2009

Greg Oden's junk 

(verb) When someone sends you a text or email or calls you on the phone and uses the words Greg Oden's junk in a discrete manner.

(noun) What it sounds like.

He called me on the phone and Greg Oden's junked me before I could hang up on him.

Greg Oden's junk by hrizerty April 27, 2011

judy's junk

A Mangina

I have "Judy's Junk"!

judy's junk by Shaylee fogle May 3, 2014

Murphy's Law of "Junk" 

"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!

I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!

Murphy's Law of "Junk" by QuacksO July 24, 2018