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Jumping to Conclusions 

When you add 2 and 2 together... and get 22
Person A: "Yeah so I saw your girlfriend talking to Brad last night and she said..."
*Interruption by Person B*
Person B: "Holy Sh*t! She's cheating on me!"
Person A: "Dude, stop jumping to conclusions! She said he needs to get a life!"
Person B: "Oh..."
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jumping to conclusions 

paige and grace when there is no one else on the group facetime

they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions

jumping to conclusions 

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions when no one else is in the group facetime

they think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions

Jumping to Conclusions Imputation

A fallacy fallacy where one accuses an opponent of “jumping to conclusions” even when the conclusion is well‑supported by the evidence presented. The accuser insists that any conclusion beyond the most cautious, minimalist reading constitutes a reckless leap, effectively demanding that no inference be drawn at all. This imputation is often used to shut down analysis in discussions where the evidence is clear but the accuser wishes to avoid the implications. It weaponizes the legitimate caution against hasty conclusions by applying it where no haste occurred.
Example: “When she noted that repeated patterns suggested a trend, he accused her of jumping to conclusions—Jumping to Conclusions Imputation, treating reasonable synthesis as irrational haste.”
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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