Any quantity of marijuana between 0.1 and 0.9 grams, usually 0.5 grams (jumică sounds similar to jumătate = half in Romanian). Usually used to ask for a bit of weed for an impromptu blunt.
Bro, îmi dai și mie o jumică și ți-o dau eu săptămâna viitoare? Pwp fra!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.