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jumică is a romanian slang word used for weed. usually you use this word when you have half a gram of weed.
-Hey, bro! Do you have some weed for tonight?
-Yes, but I have only a jumică!
jumică by grindei January 24, 2022
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Any quantity of marijuana between 0.1 and 0.9 grams, usually 0.5 grams (jumică sounds similar to jumătate = half in Romanian). Usually used to ask for a bit of weed for an impromptu blunt.
Bro, îmi dai și mie o jumică și ți-o dau eu săptămâna viitoare? Pwp fra!
jumică by pelabotique January 5, 2020
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jumică jumicar jamica jemica Jimica Juicai julica jumia Jamicah Jamican Kush
This is how people in Romania,or at least in Bucharest call half a gram of weed.
,,da mi si mie banii pe jumică aia''
,,am doar o jumică pe mine''
jumică by yungqyrxt September 22, 2018

junicakes 

Prison slang for your ass.
Fish: (eating honey bun)
Big bubba: hey what you gunna do with them junicakes

Fish: uhh my honeybun? You can have it.

Big bubba: I can have your junicakes?
Fish: uhh sure here take it.

Big bubba: ok I'll be coming for those junicakes later.

Fish: shrugs in confusion
junicakes by After prison show February 17, 2017
Jamica means Beautiful Strong independent woman who loves her family more than anything. Jamica is Sharp, Sexy, very honest determined, optimistic, and idealistic person who stands for what she believes in. And fights for the weak. jamica means stylish, dominant, but also charming and graceful.
Jamica is very charming and graceful yet strong and honest.
jamica by sunshine777 November 15, 2017
Jamica is a beautiful name it stands for peaceful. She is very out going and loves to have a good time with her friends. Jamica loves her bf so much and will probably move in with him. She is very trust wortht but doesnt like to open up
Jamica, is a peaceful example of nature
Jamica by Adabsle April 16, 2020
Juicai is the new 'IT' word. It can be used in similar circumstances as hot, sexy or fletch.
Juicai can also be used in terms of cute, sweet or adorable.
It normally describes a person, item of clothing or a hot guy.
'Omg your Tiffany bracelet is so JUICAI!'
'Ireney has really juicai fashion!'
'Her shoes are so JUICAI'
'OOOh damn that guy's juicai, i'd tap that.'
Juicai by IreneyT November 10, 2008
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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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