July 13th 

If you are born on this date, it means that your pp is so big

Girl1: i think that david have such a big pp
Girl2: i bet that he was born on July 13th

July 13th by GandalfSilente November 9, 2019

July 13th 

This day is national partner day. This means you spend as much time with your partner no matter the cost wether it be hugging kissing or even fucking. If you celebrate this day with your partner you will forever be together

Man- Hey babe today’s July 13th
Women- omg no way 🥰🥰

July 13th by Nathanialkingwinkwink November 4, 2019

July 13th 

The day this crazy motherfucker was born, so crazy that they share a birthday with julias ceaser.

when were you born nikka?
July 13th .......
nikka thats when ceasar was born.

July 13th by thatsuperwhitguy July 8, 2011

July 13th 

Boys in crop top day

This day you can be a boy and wear a crop top without anyone judging you.

-Hey dude why are you wearing a crop top?
-Cause it's July 13th!

July 13th by Your_yaoi_luver December 9, 2019

July 13th 

If you were born on July 13th, u a crazy son of a bitch. U gon end up in jail locked up forever. No one gon help u because u so weird.

Goo goo ga ga was born on July 13th
*calls police*

HELLO? We have a psychopath on the loose

July 13th by Skabupooyeah October 27, 2019

july 13th 

national eat ass day. if you like eating some ass happy holidays!

are you ready for july 13th, it will be a blast this year.

july 13th by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

july 13th 

On this day, our girl Elara was born, the one and only OG. "Une vraie belle gosse" as french people say, one of the softest people out here. She's the best Ela in the world and the best Hu Tao main we've ever seen. She's also the bestest bff ever, her heart is so pure omg.. She's so pretty btw, and she never fails to make people smile. Everyone loves Elara.

"What day are we again today?"
"July 13th! The day the LEGEND Elara was born."

july 13th by ilovelara July 12, 2021