julcho 

Fernet is his drink of choice, but prepared with 4 times the shots needed for 1 glass. He's very pet friendly. Loyal to his friends but will blacklist you if you make him angry or upset. Usually quiet when hi is mad. He will kill you if you make his drink with foam. And never, never giv him a beer cuz that's make him a little bit crazy in a party (sometimes can puke in the floor, but its ok after that)

Julcho is a very good drinker? Yeah, hi is always drunk and nobody knows :)

julcho by TheManWithHotAss November 23, 2021

Juchoes

Juchoes has become somewhat of an intercollegiate celebrity, taking the west side of Michgian and abroad by storm. But many people are confused, who, or what, is Juchoes?

Scholars maintain that the meaning was lost during the Spanish Inquistition, when the "keepers of the lost scrolls" were brutally murdered. These men were the keepers of the meaning of Juchoes. were found handcuffed to goats in a Northern region of Syria, castrated and stabbed to death. Some persist that this was a political move by roving militias from southern Tajikstan.

This left the true meaning of "Juchoes" to be interperted by any and all. The most globally accepted explaination is a combination of the name "Juan" (pronounced "Jew-on") and Chode (a slang term for a penis which is wider than it is long). But what does this all mean? Who is this Juan? And why is his supposed chode so infamous?

This is something we may never know.

Used as an explitive: "What in Juchoes' name?"

As a noun: "God, I can't wait to get all of this Juchoes off me."

As an adjective: "That shit is so Juchoes."

As a verb: "I've been Juchoesing all day."

Juchoes by beurkens December 26, 2008

juncho 

A proven huncho whose name starts with J.

Woah did u see juncho? He was drippin fr!

juncho by ❌❌🧢 December 17, 2019

julnhole 

Smart bitch but doesn't know it and cleans alot and is good at it.

Did you know I'm julnhole

julnhole by anonymous February 10, 2021

Julchen 

ginger with glasses who takes everything as a homophobic personal attack. Has an iron deficiency. Will never let you forget that they are neurodivergent, and also a minor.

Julchen just called me a homophobic shit-worm, all I said was that you can't use your iron deficiency as an excuse for being lazy.

Julchen by Weezer listener November 20, 2021

Julchen 

That one person who is good at all of their classes. Knows those weird events in history like the banana war. Has an iron deficiency. Has a puppet raccoon named “Wilhelm,” that they will torture by pushing its nose in and making it a predator. They will win any argument because of there vast knowledge. They call those fake glass pebbles ‘face fillers.’ They have many trinkets and fidgeting things with them at all times. They like big pockets to keep these things in. Big pockets in dresses that make a person look that a poor starving Russian present child in the 1700’s is there desired style.

Friend 1: Oh it’s Julchen!
Friend 2: What fun things are in their pockets today?

Julchen by Crow King November 20, 2021

Julchen 

That one person who is good at all of their classes. Knows those weird events in history like the banana war. Has an iron deficiency. Has a puppet raccoon named “Wilhelm,” that they will torture by pushing its nose in and making it a predator. They will win any argument because of there vast knowledge. They call those fake glass pebbles ‘face fillers.’ They have many trinkets and fidgeting things with them at all times. They like big pockets to keep these things in. Big pockets in dresses that make a person look that a poor starving Russian present child in the 1700’s is there desired style.

Friend 1: Oh it’s Julchen!
Friend 2: What fun things are in their pockets today?

Julchen by Crow King November 20, 2021