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Juancho is juancho
You do not question him
He is god
Juancho is god
Juancho by Robeadeux October 6, 2019
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A 50/50 mix of Jazz (jizz) and ranch, often used on bread sticks. (A freeload term)
Oh man, this ranch tastes like janch.
janch by Jazzy Geoff June 30, 2008
Juancho in Mexican Mythology is the son of The Great Tennis Ball in the Sky... Jorge. Juancho is basically Hercules if he had a chancla trident, a roll of duct tape, and the almighty Sombrero shield.
Juancho summoned his almighty Chancla trident to his right and, and in his left was his almighty Sombrero shield, so harnassing the power of the two Juancho sent the rain of tacos back at the unruly god of Mexican taco trucks... Philip.
Juanchy is usually a sweeet guy. His real name is obviously not really juanchy its juan but hates the name because its so basic. He's some type of Hispanic and is usually short around 5"6. He is not the best looking guy in the world and struggles from acne but somehow he manages to pull the most beautiful girls in the world with his personality. Juanchys have amazing bodies with rock hard abs and a big "package". They are so careful and gentle when touching a girl in bed. Any girl who has a juanchy in her life is blessed. He usually has some sort of talent when it comes to music and self defense. Once you have a juanchy you'll never be bored. For they are so loving.
Britney "Omg Gabbys boyfriend is so good to her!"
Rocksand "Totally! Hes such a juanchy"
juanchy by Babyduck101 December 9, 2018
Juancho is the head honcho.
Juancho es mi principe azul.
juancho by Baderade February 19, 2008

Janching 

Sucking on a jolly rancher and spitting the sweet juices into someone else's mouth
I heard they were janching yesterday. All the kids are doing it.
Janching by Senator babycat April 2, 2019