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jovaphile 

A person who thinks pedofilia is a sexuality
You dumb jovaphile
jovaphile by Kdksks,s September 26, 2020
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jovaphile 

The people who think pedofilia is a sexuality
You dumb jovaphile
jovaphile by Kdksks,s September 26, 2020

jovaphile 

A person who thinks pedofilia is a sexuality
You dumb jovaphile
jovaphile by Kdksks,s September 26, 2020

Javaphile 

Noun, the word java is a popular slang for coffee. The addition of phile as a suffix to a word indicates a fondness for a thing. Many pastimes and beverages have a single word that describes the persons that enjoy, no, love the activity. For example, people that love to drink wine are referred to as Oenophiles. Billions of people drink coffee daily yet there is no single word to refer to these coffee lovers; Now there is, they are called Javaphiles.
She is a javaphile because she takes pleasure in drinking great coffees.
Javaphile by Gavilan de Cafe November 29, 2015

Josaphine 

She is a strong independent girl! She’s brave and is a very loyal person! She’s great at everything she does. She has a sassy personality. She also is a great listener and she is a great friend!
Did you see how nice Josaphine is?
Josaphine by NO GOOD PEOPLE January 17, 2021
A supporter of the prolific pedo Sleepy Joe. One who turns a blind eye to the abuse of kids.
See that creepy guy staring at that kid? "Yea he must be a joephile".
joephile by Truthtalk101 January 26, 2021
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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