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A dude with the physical stature of a jockey crossbred with a munchkin.

Most jochkins are only capable of providing q-gasms during bed-play and other intimate encounters with women. In addition, they commonly present with Little Peen syndrome.

A jochkin should not be confused with a midget; they are much more similar to primordial dwarfs.
Oh my god! She TOTALLY hooked up with the jochkin from the bar last night! Can you believe it? He's so tiny it must have been like saddling Barbaro (may he rest in peace) and riding her right down the Yellow Brick Road to the land of 'O's.

If I were she, I would have pleaded with Glenda for a broken leg and begged to put out of my misery rather than suffer the shame of finishing the Bed Derby with a jochkin in tow.
Jochkin by MMW December 31, 2008
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joshki by sarahsa__pen May 23, 2021

JoshKikz 

An incredibly hot man with curly hair, a long penis and a sexy voice. He can usually be found in his studio making music or fiddling with Madison beer. He resides in the UK.
Oh look, there’s JoshKikz… isn’t he beautiful
JoshKikz by EllsHindelll December 18, 2022

Jouhaina 

Jouhaina is one of those girls who are extremely unique and special. All her friends call her when they are in trouble to get a taste of her wisdom. She's an intelligent and beautiful girl but sometimes lacks confidence in herself. Once she overcomes that, Jouhaina will be living her dreams each and every day.
If you know a Jouhaina, please let her know how special she is. Intelligent wise people tend to forget that about themselves.
Let's call Jouhaina, she's intelligent she'll know what to do.
Wow! You're really lucky you are a Jouhaina.
Jouhaina by Mikey892 November 23, 2021

jouhaina 

1)A damn hot person who you’d kiss any day of the week.
2)An addict who loves getting high
Omg, you turned into jouhaina! What a glow up!
jouhaina by Gigisfirst November 21, 2021
A name for a person with good luck and

a interesting interesting view of the world.
This person does often look very good and

is really smart.
Jouki is a name for boys and girls.
Jouki by a_guy12345 November 21, 2021