A
dude with the physical stature of a jockey crossbred with a munchkin.
Most jochkins are only capable of providing q-gasms during bed-
play and other intimate encounters with women. In addition, they commonly present with Little Peen syndrome.
A jochkin should not be confused with a
midget; they are much more similar to primordial dwarfs.
Oh my god! She TOTALLY hooked up with the jochkin from the
bar last night! Can you believe it? He'
s so tiny it must have been
like saddling Barbaro (may he rest in
peace) and riding her right down the Yellow Brick Road to the land of 'O's.
If I were she, I would have pleaded with Glenda for a broken leg and begged to put out of my misery rather than suffer the shame of finishing the Bed Derby with a jochkin in tow.