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Jordan Mitchell 

The most amazing boy in the world. He is sweet and loves basket ball with a strong passion. He has a girlfriend ladies, sorry. But feel free to look on your own (could be dangerous). He is very easy to get along with and has a BIG dick.
I just got done hanging with Jordan Mitchell. Man he is a cool cat.

Mitchell and Jordan

Perfection. Destined to be together forever. The couple that people see and know they are something special. The couple that looks into each others eyes and realises everything will be ok as long as they have each other.
Look at those to. They are like a Mitchell and Jordan
Mitchell and Jordan by The prince63 November 2, 2009

Elaina Mitchell & Olivia Jordan

The hottest bitches you’ll ever see. They are so sexy, flawless, banging, amazing, adorable, precious, gorgeous, and humble. They are also the funniest people you’ll ever meet and are very creative. They have tight pussies and know how to use em 😉 in conclusion they are the most perfect people in the world and when they die they should be donated to science so biologist know what a perfect person (and perfect pair of tits) looks like. Emphasis on perfect tits
Chad: “Holy shit. Those girls are almost Elaina Mitchell & Olivia Jordan”
Terrance: “yeah but bro no one could ever be them bc they are literally so perfect”
Chad: “yeah bro you’re right, man what I would do to bang them”
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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