Jooged

More than a poke but less than a stab.

She jooged me with a pencil.

by Poke/stab February 11, 2018

Booger jooged

Adjective; when something looks really bad. Ugly or disfigured. Can describe smell or odors.

"After the tornado, the neighborhood looked booger jooged."

by Zebra2 August 2, 2021

Kim Jonged

1. To be one-upped (repeatedly) by the supposed underdog in a game of nuclear brinkmanship.
2. To have your servers hacked by agents of a country that goes dark at night.

3. To be soundly beaten in an old-timey name-calling war (you lob a lyrically irrelevant insult based on a '70s Elton John song, and are hit back with a surprisingly apt burn that sounds like your name and brings an archaic word back into the modern lexicon: Dotard)
4. To spit vitriol, exposing your inability to actually do anything, and escalating a dangerous game of chicken.
5. To be punked, again and again, by the fat kid with the SpongeBob SquarePants undercut.

"Dang, did you hear Trump threaten North Korea with 'fire and fury like the world has never seen'?"
"Yeah, damn fool. Now he's damned if he does and damned if he don't. He just got Kim Jonged!"

"Mock me, will you, Sony? Well, pow! You've been Kim Jonged!"

by denumb October 12, 2017

Jooked

adj.

To be stabbed.

"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro

by Kadava September 25, 2003

JORGED

Jorged -the deleting of a friend or family member from any social network after giving good advice.

I told my friend that It was dumb to walk close to a cliff blind folded and the he JORGED me out of facebook.

by edgar allen poe 77 November 22, 2011

Joogenspot

Slang from suburbs of Chacago. Its the place you put your joog into a woman.

I'll bet she has a tight joogenspot". "let's go see if there are any joogenspots at the bar

by Joogenman August 11, 2010

Jonged

To get "owned". This word has started gaining popularity as an alternative for "owned" after initially being used to tease korean kids.
It is of course derived from the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il

"hahaha man you got totally jonged"

"you guys are getting jonged today!"

kid a: "yo mama so fat... when she wear heels she strikes oil!"
kid b: "haha oh shit... i got jonged :("

by Abdul Nusrat May 30, 2007